Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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darude- sandstorm

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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I'm Coming

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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