- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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