What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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