Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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