how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Women's rights

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kushagra tyagi

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Lindsay Lohan

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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