- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

You're a frog

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

willie revilame

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

smell the vitamin C

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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