knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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