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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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