Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Basically

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

ever tried african food? they neither

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

This is funny.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

derp

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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