Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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