Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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