What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Chuck norris

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Refrigerator

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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I'm hungry.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Set up Punch line.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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