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everybody loves raymond

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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