- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

shammmm is a lesbian.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

I had friends on the Death Star.

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