- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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