- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

CAVE JOHNSON.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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