A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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My kids are mistakes.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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