- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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