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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara