- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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