A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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your life

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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