- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

You will not press the like button.

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

hello

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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