- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

haha black people :D

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

I was so fat I went on a diet

Hey! Where is my tracker?

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