- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jews

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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