- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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