- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Women's rights...

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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