Ain't idn't a word.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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