Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Ain't idn't a word.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's blue? The sky.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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