- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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