Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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