- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

The Holocaust

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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