Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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pudding

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Weed.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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