- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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