- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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