- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What's red and a cow? Red cow

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A person from Singapore eats

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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