- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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