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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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