"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

everybody loves raymond

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Hey, Max!!

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do black people eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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