- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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