- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Asians

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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