ecks! why zee?

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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