- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

women's rights

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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