God. God.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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