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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What does two plus two equal? 4

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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