How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Where's my tractor?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Your mom went to college

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Anti Joke

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