- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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