- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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