- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A blonde walked into a bar.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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