what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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