- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Bark I'm a tree

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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