- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A: Knock Knock B: ...

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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