- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A: Knock Knock B: ...

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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