- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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