- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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