- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the deal with brown?

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

you first

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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