What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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