- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??