- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

im a dragon, no im not

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Thats what she said

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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