What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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My name is Jeff

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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The WPGA tour

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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