what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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breasts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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