- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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