- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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