- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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