Matt is a Duster!

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Roses are red.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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