What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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all your base are belong to mark

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Your existance.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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whats black and white? a zebra

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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