Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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