Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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you gay?

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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womens rights

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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