Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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YOU

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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