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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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you gay?

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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