- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

A person from Singapore eats

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Female rights.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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